“Do you know what today is….” – Tony! Toni! Tone!
LoL terrible reference cause it’s definitely not my anniversary…
WELL…actually, it’s kinda my anniversary.
My Life Anniversary.
Yes, your girl is a whole year older.
24 to be exact.
And it wouldn’t be right if we didn’t celebrate with the birthday song.
Not the standard.
Not even the Stevie Wonder version.
But still, The Birthday Song.
Totally inappropriate, but who cares?
It’s my birthday!
(Note: Please refrain from delivering big booty hoes to my door. I’m good. LoL)
actually, it's alexandra 